What is a pet peeve that you have that you can’t mention without sounding like a douche?
I hate it when people don't use the right words for sentences. Such as (there, their, they're) and (your, you're). I never mention it because I don't want to be THAT guy. But it bothers me.
I don't know why, but people pronouncing espresso like it has an x in it makes me want to punch them.
People playing, hugging, or just touching my pets. Most of the times its little children and it really bugs me off because the animal is clearly annoyed and they're just poking its belly.
As soon as I say "Oh, maybe she doesn't like that." They run to tell everyone that I'm rude and selfish.
When I go to a grocery store, I make every possible effort not to have to say a word to anyone. I find my own stuff, use the self checkout, and never ask questions.
This being the case, it irks me when the staff randomly walks up to try to "help" me, because I just want to be left alone.
Not relevant at the moment but | really hate it when coworkers ask me to get lunch with them. | like to use my lunch to zone out and decompress and it's hard to make them understand that | don't mean to shut them down, it's just a me thing.
Are you one of those people who walk up to the counter, chit chat with the girl that is ringing you up, remember you have a coupon or some deal voucher, fish through your wallet for exact change, swipe your rewards card but it doesn't go through so you painfully type in the numbers, stand there and reorganize the money in your wallet while you continue to shoot the shit with the cashier, and finally grab your stuff and walk away?
| fucking hate you.
No talking, pay with a card, no loyalty card, no receipt, get the fuck out of the way.